you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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