Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
smell my finger.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
