I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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