He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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