i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
