There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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