I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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