If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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