I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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