I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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