They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I have aggressive nipples.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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