If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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