Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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