I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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