So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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