yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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