So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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