Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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