Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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