We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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