We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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