You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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