He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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