You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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