Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
do herpes really smell.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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