I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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