He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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