Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
