I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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