a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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