Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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