so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
