I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
