why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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