Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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