Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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