Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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