I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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