When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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