yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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