This girl is more easily done than said...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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