Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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