my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I will be naked everywhere
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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