I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You dont lie about slip and slides
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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