i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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