After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
