i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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