If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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