i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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