Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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